Efes Pilsner

I have tried many of the brews from around the world, but West End from SA, Chiang from Thailand and English beer in general, have nothing on the destructive powers of Efes Pilsner on tap.

It comes in 30 cl, 50 cl, or 70 cl buckets for around 2-4 YTL a throw and is served on tap in most bars.

It appears to have been brewed mainly with formaldehyde and Bospherous water.

If you have the misfortune to consume more than four in an evening, you will wake up wishing you had gotten into a fight earlier in the evening, cracking your head open and preventing you having consumed so much, that you feel like you had gotten in a fight the previous evening and cracked your head open.

At least you would have more money in your pocket and some presentable scars for your pain.

Anyway, I am off for an Efes.